Chili's

Half a mile up the road from the interstate car dealerships

Remember that time you tried to go to the Cathedral on West End for Mass and didn't realize what time it started, so you showed up 45 minutes late, skipped and went to the Chilis on West End?

How about that engagement photo sesh in Centennial park? (Never did get the grass stains out from that fall off the Parthenon steps, huh?)

What about the time when you rented three Redbox rom-coms on a Sunday and took some Cajun chicken pasta to go? You cried a couple times that day, didn't you? Are we speaking to you or just to ourselves? Any self-respecting Nashvillian has eaten here for one reason or another. Al Gore eats here all the time.

Nacho's Tip

Something about the beans.

Chacho's Truth

  • While there was some new device your pep-pep might call an iPad sitting on the table, there was an actual human who took our order. At the end of the evening we paid the device rather than the waiter.
  • The queso tasted like boy-scout-camp beef stroganoff.
  • The two-for-one drinks are actually two 8oz mugs each with a false bottom. So you're just getting a standard 16oz pt glass.
  • We visited on the coldest day of winter. Nacho couldn't get Mr. Aguila to start that morning.
  • Your most important step is the first one.
Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville
Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville
Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville
Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville

Chacho's Hockey Hair

Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville
Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville

Our new friend Ziosk. Google was not happy that we payed him instead of our Samsung Galaxy Note N7000 16GB Unlocked Android Smartphone in Dark Blue.

Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville
Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville
Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville

The is the queso. It looks like sausage gravy from Hardees and tastes like Hamburger Helper

Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville
Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville
Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville

Nacho nearly choked on these

Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville
Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville
Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville
Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville

Risk of explosion. NO R2-D2!

Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville

Give into grammar

Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville
Photo from Chilis's on West End Ave in Nashville